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Eden Demotivational Poster


GENESIS - Facebook version.


TAGS: god facebook adam eve garden eden satan apple status update
Rating: 4.2/5

More motifakes by Paul Kondor Poduszlo

aesop's folly - November 8, 2009, 6:32 pm
charming, 4/5 cause it isnt origanal
Informator - August 25, 2009, 8:00 am
WIN :D 5 lions
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 24, 2009, 2:54 am
Except that stuff aboot coveting ass...I'm all aboot coveting ass.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 24, 2009, 2:54 am
Crazy? you'd have to be straight up Retarded to believe anything Christianity has to say.
TheTrashHeap - August 24, 2009, 2:52 am
Well of course not! That would just be Crazy!
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 24, 2009, 2:49 am
For the record I don't believe everything here; especially that fake dinosaur fossils part.
TheTrashHeap - August 24, 2009, 2:26 am
Fake dinosaur fossils for the crazy christians who believe that they were put there to test their faith! rotfl! Thats awesome. Nice jab at jesus!
Ed-Hyde - August 5, 2009, 11:03 am
I don't care what religion you are, thats just funny.


SWEDEN - realy sucks at ice-hockey


TAGS: sweden realy sucks at ice hockey 1
Rating: 2.5/5

More motifakes by Allanius

JesusWept - June 30, 2013, 6:54 pm
Yeah...that's why we're world champions now. For the 9th time ;)
mShreck - March 1, 2012, 10:23 pm
Actually Sweden is better than America and would even give Canada a run for their money
calumsensible - December 5, 2011, 6:27 pm
Except Sweden are just as good as Russia America and Canada. Certainly 2nd best in Europe though.
pro - November 27, 2008, 4:20 am
Actually, I think he's about to head the puck into the Canuck goal!
Kött - November 27, 2008, 1:21 am
How come we're the reigning olympic champions? Ya little fontanelle-fucker.
ircenius - August 9, 2008, 3:21 pm
same pitcure in video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AbRQdPF9jt0
ircenius - August 9, 2008, 3:20 pm
haha i laughed


SWEDISH GIRLS - Keeping it real since 1428.




IN SWEDEN - We have something called Systembolaget


TAGS: systembolaget in sweden death metal nominon
Rating: 2.88/5

More motifakes by Hook

patrioten - September 16, 2009, 11:44 am
bara för att ni inte kan göra metal i danmark (:
kashat swe - September 16, 2009, 11:38 am
DK,we are not.. if we had 16 year limit, what difference would it make a few meter above your country, småglin
DK - April 15, 2009, 12:01 pm
Hey, Bluedick! You're just mad because the economical crisis made sure to fuck up Sweden. At least we can control ourselves in DK after a bottle of vodka at age 16 - you're gone after a fucking Carlsberg (whimps). Woohoo, black metal country!!! Fy fan.
My dick is big, with blue and yellow stripes - April 2, 2009, 10:43 am
It's where all stronger beverages above 3.5% must be bought. They have a shitload of beer from all over the world, but you have to be 20 to buy, but that's why we have Denmark who let's 16 year olds buy vodka for 6 - 20 Euros.
The Masked Wombat - March 18, 2009, 9:06 pm
yeah, those are purses..and not shopping bags...
redneck - March 9, 2009, 4:48 am
what the hell is a bolaget? nice purple purses ... fags
Khatmonsuk - February 28, 2009, 7:54 am
All hail the might of Systembolaget.


EVOLUTION - NOT ALWAYS A GOOD THING -


TAGS: evolution sweden viking war
Rating: 4.7/5

More motifakes by Justflipit

JesusWept - October 8, 2012, 4:37 pm
It's a VERY good thing! I doubt hose kids wouldn't rape your wife and daughter and then burn your house down :-P
Krissie - October 2, 2012, 6:59 pm
What the hell...This is even worse than the men that wore spandex, big hair, etc., to the "metal" concerts back in the day. ick.
Justflipit - August 5, 2010, 1:28 pm
-.-
Derek - July 22, 2010, 10:41 pm
You're keen on being raped and pillaged then?


ALCOHOLICS ANONYMOUS -


TAGS: train beer sweeden funny
Rating: 4.15/5

More motifakes by kay9kabang

forseti - December 1, 2010, 4:27 pm
very nice!
GreyScorpion - December 1, 2010, 8:33 am
I know, I approved it. btw, excellent use of the pic
kay9kabang - December 1, 2010, 8:31 am
yes, That IS spellchecked


SWEDISH POLITICIANS -




HOME DEFENCE -




Sweden -


TAGS: cops sweden hot babe pretty
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by kellyvanrijn

JesusWept - August 7, 2013, 8:35 am
On the surface yes. Underneath it's bigot heaven LOL
trbecome - August 6, 2013, 2:26 pm
True. But don't say it loud there. It's the most politically correct society in the world.
JesusWept - August 6, 2013, 10:08 am
OOPS! Lmao
JesusWept - August 6, 2013, 10:07 am
Oh yes! They can also shoot hollow point bullets at unarmed suspects and get away with it. Anyway, 5 L's :)
JesusWept - August 6, 2013, 10:07 am
Oh yes! They can also shoot hollow point bullets at unarmed suspects and get away with it. Anyway, 5 L's :)


SWEDISH POLICE -




SWEDEN - I'm booking tickets, who wants to join me ??




Scandinavians -




Sweden -


TAGS: sweden smartphone sign modern
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by JesusWept

JesusWept - November 23, 2015, 6:56 pm
Thank you.
spacedog - November 23, 2015, 6:54 pm
Nice.
JesusWept - November 23, 2015, 6:51 pm
Thanks :)
mizzdizz - November 23, 2015, 6:49 pm
This NEEDS to happen! Too funny! Only the bodies should be zombiesque! 5L!
JesusWept - November 23, 2015, 1:51 pm
Actually that sign isn't official. Two artists made a few and put them up one night. Thanks for the vote :)
concern3 - November 23, 2015, 12:05 pm
How sad is this, but it's a 5er


GOD - You gotta keep your eyes on him


TAGS: god love eden faith eve
Rating: 3.88/5

More motifakes by Shyanne

Derek - December 2, 2009, 7:28 pm
Heheh, Zeus used to do this stuff all the time (and not always in male form.)
TheTrashHeap - December 2, 2009, 5:58 pm
If I was god (if there was a god) I would do this!
aesop's folly - December 2, 2009, 5:51 pm
agreed, i believe god would do this
Reason - December 2, 2009, 5:30 pm
nothing like a little blasphemy to make me laugh my ass off
rerun - December 2, 2009, 4:29 pm

disturbingly funny.


CARTOON JEANNIE - The live-action one's sexier upgrade!


TAGS: i dream of jeannie genie barbara eden hanna barbera hanna barbera cartoon
Rating: 1.82/5

More motifakes by jalford

Bolverk37782 - July 9, 2011, 6:45 pm
Sorry LD this is Nida from The Arabian Knights series was one of several animated mini-series, used as filler segments for Hanna-Barbera's Banana Splits Club show. Those were the days of no political correctness and better kids cartoons.
LogicDude - July 28, 2009, 9:45 am
1) That's a cheap Daphne rip-off. 2) Barbara Eden is WAAAAAAAY hotter. 3) Barbara Eden is REAL. You may now resume fapping to your cartoons.
agdaniele - July 27, 2009, 7:34 pm
First of all, you are sorely wrong. Secondly, what rhymes with what rhymes with 1L?
Fatt Matt - July 27, 2009, 5:00 pm
You are hopeless... *facepalm*


ATLANTIS - It's not imaginary. Freedom in America, on the otherhand...


TAGS: usa america freedom atlantis sweden
Rating: 1.8/5

More motifakes by Michael

more intellegent than the american populace - May 9, 2009, 8:01 am
ITS FUCKING AUSTRALIA TWITS, LEARN YOUR BLOODY GEOGRAPHY
amina - December 16, 2008, 8:20 pm
HAHAHAHAHAHA omg this is byfar the best motifake ive ever seen!!!! and ive seen alot of them


EDEN - Paradise does exist!


TAGS: paradise eden nude beach bear beer lime
Rating: 1.59/5

More motifakes by Unsavory

Sho - December 4, 2008, 5:25 pm
Gay poster
WasclyWabbit429 - October 26, 2008, 3:54 pm
Beer ... haven't seen one of those in a while, holy sheet
Devildog - October 4, 2008, 5:13 pm
Not paradise if there aren't any women...waste of a nude beach, really.
ADAM - August 18, 2008, 3:02 pm
MORE OF A BUD MAN.


WISHES -




IN FIRST PLACE - Why did God create them?




brutality -




ADAM & EVE -




APPLE OF EDEN -




Hick -


TAGS: swedish dance band sweden 70s swedes
Rating: 2.64/5

More motifakes by q the physicist

GoForthAndDie - December 24, 2008, 6:09 pm
The lower-right guy looks like a ventriloquism dummy. And those outfits need to be burned. While they're still wearing them.


IF IT SOUNDS TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE... -




PROMISES - Some of them can never be fulfilled.


TAGS: bobbi eden netherlands world cup bj
Rating: 1.33/5

More motifakes by Megrez

Anonymous2 - September 8, 2010, 9:52 pm
All I can say is, I think I finally found a reason to get a twitter account.
spacedog - September 8, 2010, 9:35 pm
I'm still wondering if there are any.
agdaniele - September 8, 2010, 9:27 pm
Narutarded used to flirt with the girls here, too.
spacedog - September 8, 2010, 9:15 pm
I'm sure her site got so many hits she couldn't feel it anymore, but the Netherlands lost to Spain.
Derek - September 8, 2010, 9:10 pm
It was a brave promise at one point.
agdaniele - September 8, 2010, 8:31 pm
?


YOU TARD-WIPE - Sweden is make-believe, like Atlantis, Shangri La, and the North Pole!


TAGS: sweden australia hawaii
Rating: 1.3/5

More motifakes by aPauling

Overlord Douchebag - October 16, 2008, 10:50 am
Get the fuck out of here, dammit.
Incidere - October 16, 2008, 10:37 am
Yeah, were make-belive, in so many ways
Dangerously Delluddeeddd - July 13, 2008, 1:14 am
North Pole? That's Real!! It just south of the south Pole! But you have to follow magnetic South, directly by the compass, Otherwise you'll get lost. And NEVER find it!
Captain Douchebag - July 6, 2008, 12:31 am
Wow, lot of people went for the trollbait. I'm surprised.
Marcus - July 5, 2008, 11:25 pm
WTF?


GARDEN OF EDEN -




IN-A-GADDA-DA-VIDA -




EVENTUALLY - We all come home once in a while




FANTASIES -


TAGS: life time day genie bottle dream of jeannie favourite tv show barbara eden actress
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by giulio

Chateaux - August 18, 2009, 9:31 am
:-) It's mine too! Not so demot... but simply delicious: 4L


THIS BEAR MARKET - It's just killing President OBAMA, LITTERALY KILLING HIM!


TAGS: bear attack presedent barack obama tea party
Rating: 2.14/5

More motifakes by [email protected]

Chron139 - November 30, 2009, 5:49 pm
foreplay gone wrong maybe?
[email protected] - November 30, 2009, 10:58 am
Zat would be 2EZ, C'mon man dig deep.
Ed-Hyde - November 30, 2009, 7:28 am
Damn, I was planning on uploading this later with a SURPRIZE! Buttsecks caption.


FAIL -




Power Outage -


TAGS: power outage pregnant sweden
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by JesusWept

Thedge - November 16, 2014, 3:53 pm
Population boom, ha! Check Bugtussle, TN, 1994 when the ice storm had power out for five days. Yeppers, all mine.
JesusWept - November 12, 2014, 6:36 pm
21 women got pregnant during that outage. It's a very small town so this was concidered a population boom lmao


Barber Shop -


TAGS: sweden hair marine viking barber
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by JesusWept

JesusWept - August 30, 2016, 7:06 pm
When i served we had to shave and cut our hair. But i was no marine. No idea why they are allowed to have beards and long hair. And these guys SMELL!! Their body odor should be banned by the Geneva Convention LOL.
mizzdizz - August 30, 2016, 6:49 pm
ROTFL!!!!!!!!!! my son-in-law is a member of the high-n-tight club aka U.S. Marines---I'll be sending this to him!!!! He'll LUV it!


Poor Sweden -


TAGS: trump sweden alternative facts
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by JesusWept

JesusWept - February 20, 2017, 6:01 am
Thanks
concern3 - February 20, 2017, 4:04 am
Nice, UP yours


Die Happy -


TAGS: sweden army taliban
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by JesusWept

JesusWept - August 16, 2016, 5:08 pm
Yeah. They are the ones who get penetrated *evil grin*
mizzdizz - August 16, 2016, 4:12 pm
Only if the soldiers are virgins. If they're not, the Taliban die very saaaaaad! ^!
JesusWept - August 11, 2016, 9:23 pm
Red frame?! It's totally harmless!! :(


The Garden of Eden -




Terms & Conditions -


TAGS: adam eve apple paradise eden
Rating: 4.7/5

More motifakes by JesusWept

GaryO - July 11, 2015, 9:01 pm
Geeezus, Jesus, whatchoo on? Yer H.O.T.


In the Beginning -


TAGS: adam eve eden mormon god
Rating: 3.67/5

More motifakes by blesic

blesic - June 8, 2015, 10:59 pm
Thank you very much.
mizzdizz - June 5, 2015, 7:33 pm
S was Moses, Abraham, Isaac, Jacob, David ..... LOL! 5L Blesic!


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